Oral Gel Blow Job

WHY SPEND HUNDREDS $$$ ON VIAGRA USE ORAL GEL

Put dime size or more amount on head of Johnson the female/male then begins to use his/her mouth to spread the oral gel down the shaft of their johnson this causes a numbing effect and will make the male last longer can also be applied to a woman to make her last longer.

GREAT FUN HOURS OF FUN!!!!!!!!!!!
I placed the oral gel on the head of his johnson and then started giving him head he lasted for an hour. this is called an Oral Gel Blow Job !!!
by Dawn and Johnson March 19, 2009
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blow job jipped

when a female gives a male oral sex expecting at a minimum the same in return and is instead disappointed by getting nothing.
"I think I just got blow job jipped WTF?!

" Why?"

"I gave him head and when he finished he passed out instead of returning the favor."
by coconutcanoe April 02, 2014
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blow job

if you can't understand what it is from the name you are either a seven year old kid who typed in the wrong words or are a freakishly messed up person with no life

if you are the second one then here you go:
materials
- girl

- guy

steps

1.- (girl) take off his pants
2.- (girl) kneel down facing penis

3.- (girl) open mouth
4.- (girl) suck hard (remember no teeth)
5.- (guys) girls really don't like when you cum in our mouth so try not to its disgusting and unless you have a pineapple handy then your screwed
tips
- pineapple just incase you do cum in her mouth its a nice gesture

- keep a glass of water handy by your side guys like it wet

- * its not that hard girls just pretend it is a lollipop just without the calories
Dude, I got a blow job from your sister last night! She sucked it hard!
by headlova22 January 09, 2011
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Birdy Style Blow Job

The guy receiving the blow job makes bird calls, while the the girl giving the blow job flaps her arms like a bird.
I always hear that guy Jeff making bird calls next door. He must be getting those birdy style blow jobs again!
by W3ST December 19, 2006
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Poop dick blow-job

After anal sex, a blow-job is given.
Your mom got freaky with me last night and gave me a poop dick blow-job!
by chilifest March 13, 2009
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Animal-Style Blow Job

Recieving a blow-job from a girl after she has eaten from In N Out Burger. The length of time between eating the food and actually recieving the mouth cannot exceed an hour.
Last night I went on a date with Nicole to In N Out Burger and afterwards she gave me a blow job... animal style.

"Damn bro, she gave you an animal-style blow job?"

"Yup..."
by Yung Phil March 13, 2012
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candy coated blow job

A homosexual act in which one male ejaculats onto another males penis and then sucks it
I gave my boyfriend a candy coated blow job
by Otis D February 06, 2009
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