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yoga blast

When you cum in a girl either in the rectum or in the vagina while they are doing yoga.
I just yoga blasted my mom with the instructor watching.

Nice bro. Which I coulda watched.
by Twitch.tv/k00LAiiD_ June 16, 2019
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Blast the Jam

to rock out to music, often turning it up quite loud, often for the purpose of working or to just enjoy the particular song.
Often, when I am cleaning, I like to blast the jam because it helps me accomplish more.
by K_DIZZ September 20, 2009
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zucchini blast

To simulate sex vaginally or anally with a huge lumpy zucchini
Those chicks in the produce aisle are totally going to zucchini blast eachother tonight
by jorizza December 20, 2014
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green blast

Finishing move for sex. Before a guy finishes he cracks a cold, refreshing can of Mountain Dew and holds a swig of it ready in his mouth. At the time of ejaculation, he simultaneously cums and spits the now-warm Mountain Dew on the girls (or guys) face.
Jim: "Dude, I hooked up with Jenny last night. She asked me to give her a green blast so I did. That shit was crazy."
Frank: "You seriously green blasted her? And she liked it?!"
Jim: "Oh yeah, man. Licked up every last drop. I must've blasted her at least 4 times."
Frank: *rolls eyes* "Ok, cool story bro"
by l33tLIES August 20, 2018
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Tuna blasting

The female equivalent to crop dusting with the exception that the gas is secreted from the front of the female rather than from her back end.
When a female is working out to hard and she accidentally begins tuna blasting those around her.
by Molicious August 23, 2012
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Eldritch Blast

A future Warlock's first words. Fun at parties!
"I cast Eldritch Blast."

"Yes, we know."
by Dndnerd180 September 23, 2020
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Raspberry Blast

Blowing a raspberry on the tip of a penis. It's also known as raspberry tipping.
My co-worker got a raspberry blast out on the porch. He said it was very good and also nice.
by 24hourprank July 29, 2021
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