hawg in a blanket

Slang term for an uncircumcised penis.

M.T: "You hear Sam had her first run in with a hawg in a blanket?"
AD: "What'd she say?"
M.T "She gasped and said 'Oh My!'"

by RedJubbyDub September 14, 2014

Blanket Girl

A girl who wears a blanket everywhere, typically in a high school of University environment.

"Why are these Blanket Girls wearing a Snuggie to my grandmother's funeral?"

by Blanketman69420 February 13, 2020

swiss blanket

When you injure your hands and cant masturbate. Get someone else to use your hands with the gauze or casts still in place to satisfy your desires.

Bro 1: Bro you wanna play some video games?
Bro 2: Cant bro, cut my hands cleaning!
Bro 1: Gunna have to get your sister to give you a Swiss Blanket?
Bro 2: Whats a Swiss Blanket?

by HeeveHo September 6, 2016

Blanket Baby

One conceived by a “lady of the night” sliding across a sheet that still had cum on it

I never wanted you! You are a blanket baby! Ancestry.com has you as 86% cotton and 2% polyester.

by Hela Armon April 8, 2019

blanket flapper

any fart inducing snack item, I.E. deviled or pickled eggs, jalapeno poppers, etc.

Here dude, try these blanket flappers, they're freshly made and delicious, but look out, they're also deadly!

by Drgizmo October 24, 2010

popeye blanket

a missed dirty danza or sanchez, resulting in a squinty eye and a blanket of dook over the recipients eye.

"I was going for a sanchez and the phone rang, she turned her head and got popeye blanket instead!"

by hungry gulliver October 25, 2009

Blanket Gophers

Small dogs that burrow into your bed and stay there.

You're not grabbing my leg, that's those damn blanket gophers.

by Brad Greenwood November 28, 2014