Bertapelle

A family of alcoholic Italians that breed like rabbits and yell at bicyclists. They are almost all talented at playing stringed instruments.

Wow, your family is like a bunch of Bertapelles.

by EmoNuMou October 7, 2009

Berted

Someone who got insulted by the nerdiest kid around.
The insult is usually witty/nerdy, referencing nerdy subjects, but also including a powerful put-down

Berted
Guy #1- Dude, youre such a nerd

The 'Bert'- At least Star Trek will last forever in peoples memories, whilst your pathetic life will wither away to an alcoholic daze of prostitution.
Guy #3 - Ohhhh! You SO got Berted!

by Overagekid November 12, 2009

Bertation

When somebody loses control of him or herself, or generally has an epic fail.

You really had a bertation today during your presentation.

by gimli1995 March 5, 2011

bertaa murdaa

A female doctor slash rapper all

in one

Bertaa Murdaa ona track

by #showemhowwecomin May 13, 2016

Bertation

Ber-ta-tion

1. When a reporter completely loses it on TV.

2. When you have the worlds biggest brain fart.

3. When you lose all control over what you are saying.

4. See YouTube.

Well a very very ...uh heafy der, Bertation tonight. we had a very dares, dareson, fight. let's go ahead tears tazin'. lets go ahead ..

by Len Dog March 2, 2011

Todds and Berthas

A howardism (see Howardlife) for Gods and Earths, as used by the 5 percenters, i.e. the Nation of Gods and Earths.

Todd 1: Peace Todd.
Todd 2: Peace Todd, who that?
Todd 1: Its the Todd, Todd, what?
Todd 2: Howardlife, whats the deal with your Bertha?
Todd 1: Real Freds know the Neal. Peace to the Todds and Berthas. Juan!

by The Todd Father October 7, 2008

Bert McCracken

Greaseball, Antishower. His hair is so dirty its naturally dreading.

bert mccracken Smells good.

by tara2938485738919249 September 7, 2008