v-day bj

it's really the best thing to give a man on valentine's day. total cost = $0

Bob gave me a diamond ring yesterday, and i reciprocated with a v-day bj.

by killpablo March 2, 2011

COD-BJ

When you get a blow job while playing Call of Duty!

guy "I love COD!"
girl "But, I want you!"
Guy "I love COD!!!"
girl "ok!" *unzips pants*

Guy w/ friends
Guy "I just went 30-2 when i got a COD-BJ last night!"
Out to Grant

by COD Master July 2, 2008

Insta-bj

A blowjob that one doesn't really have to work for.

Jared got an insta-bj from that fat ugly bitch. He only said a few words to her.

by tm84 May 14, 2009

Poseidons' BJ

Like Poseidons' kiss but worse, it's when a dick dips into toilet water.

Dude, your toilet water is way too high! I got Poseidons' BJ, not cool.

by HuskyDuder May 11, 2018

Pb & Bj

Where the guy sticks his dick in a pb&j and the girl eats the sandwich and gives the guy a bj.

Did you hear about Conner and Sarah? I walked in on them doing a pb & bj.

by Conner’sSexTermMessenger July 31, 2021

the daredevil bj

at a seedy bar wait for an unsuspecting female to head to the bathroom give her a minute to get settled then sneak in and bust in the stall with ur pecker in hand and attempt a forcefeeding, if she goes for it ur in like flynn, if not u got a head start cause her pants are down and you better roll like evil keneval!!!! and yell arriba' as you streak the bar!!!!!

This is my go to, cuz i'm a real nut for the daredevil bj

by Mister Wonderful July 28, 2009

greedy bj

When a guy gets a BJ from a female who thinks he is going to return the favor in some way,but instead zips up and goes home without giving her anything.

last night i was with this skeeze and got me a greedy bj!

by gonzalez2502 August 10, 2010