Bioshocked

The act of having your pc get blown up due to playing bioshock, which actually happened to a guy.

"Dude that guys pc blew up!"

"Bioshocked!"

by Ollie180790 December 12, 2007

Birthday Suit

When you have nothing on. Completely naked.

The night I got back from my tour of duty, my lady put on her birthday suit.

by jimmyjump December 28, 2010

giving birth to a texan

Means to take an enourmous shit. Your eyes water when pushing out that texan!

After a night of bbq and beer, the next morning I had to "give birth to a texan".

by cesar March 28, 2005

Birthday beatdown

The act of beating a friend senseless during his birthday. This custom is very common with young men of Mexican descent.

Dude 1: "Hey man, did you know it's chiquito's birthday today?"
Dude 2: "Orale holmes, let's give him a good birthday beatdown after school."
Dude 1: "Si-mon, make sure he doesn't skip 6th period to run home like a little bitch."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Birth Control Hole

Using assfucking as a means to avoid pregnacy.

After she had her fifth kid from four different fathers Loretta would only let guys fuck her up her birth control hole.

by Chocolate Jizz March 24, 2006

Post-Birth Abortion

An abortion that takes place shortly after birth. Basically just a kinder way to say homicide, or murder. Oftentimes, the motive is the revoked child support.

Friend: Hey how is that baby of yours?
Father: Alright I guess. I just performed a post-birth abortion.
Friend: Well played man. Revoked child support for the win!

by tac135246 January 18, 2011

take away my birthday

sarcastic response when someone warns you not to do something that is considered socially unacceptable

'You really shouldn't drop stink bombs in the class room the same day of finals.'

'What are they going to do? Take away my birthday?'

by [e-mail] June 13, 2004