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biting my thumb

The texting equivalent if biting ones tongue. Or not saying or texting something you are aching to express.
I'm biting my thumb in response to the a-holes post about being so f'n hot
by The Rowdy Old Man February 10, 2010
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Bidding

Lb bidding now but, parole coming soon .
by Savagewife May 6, 2017
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Baby Birding

Teasing someone by smacking your penis around their mouth while they are trying to suck it, rendering them gape jawed and silly looking in attempts to practice fellatio.
"I baby birded that bitch for a good five minutes before i let her suck my cock" - baby birding
by djaguar September 12, 2013
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biting my hair

when someone is annoying you and you are sick of there bs
girl 1-come on lets go
girl 2- will u just shut up, omg ur biting my hair!
by hudaklabesh March 29, 2009
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Baby Birding

The act of sounding using an U.S. Military chili and macaroni flavor MRE (colloquially known as a chilimac)

The procedure involves sounding a friend or amicable individual with an MRE spoon with the spoon end outside of the penis. The one assisting with the sounding then consumes the MRE with the receivers penis, being careful as to not allow the Tabasco to enter the urethra of the receiver. The one now eating the MRE evacuates the eaten food for use in the next procedure, the one assisting now removes the MRE spoon and inserts a funnel. The one assisting now takes the pre chewed food and proceeds to implant the food inside the receivers penis via the funnel. Once the one assisting removes the funnel, the one receiving now probes the introduced food to ensure steady carry. The one receiving now proceeds to process the food via vigorous blunt force against nearby objects so long as the food remains in the erect outer penis. Once fully processed the one receiving now evacuates the fully processed bolus to be consumed and finally swallowed by the one assisting.
The staff sergeant could not understand what he was seeing when he saw a specialist Baby Birding a PFC behind the DFAC
by Confused PFC Momma Bird December 23, 2018
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Baby birding

When you cum in a girls mouth, she doesn't swallow then she passes your cum back to you while making out.
Baby birding. Last night my girl baby birded me, I need to eat more pineapple.
by The baby bird September 17, 2016
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bidong

1. bad wrong

2. to fuck someone up
1. that was very bidong

2. man, i'm gonna bidong you up the ass
by foofypoof91 March 18, 2003
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