Beans in the Can

When you flip a bitch over, stick her ass up in the air and you proceed to shove your balls in her ass.

Note: Sometimes this sexual process can hurt the man more than the woman.

Why does Shaun and Megan look like they are in pain this morning. Oh, I think when they woke up, Megan asked Shaun for some "beans in the can", and he gave it to her.

by Shameless1 April 2, 2005

Boston Baked Beans

To place your testicles inside a womans ass and then remove them after they have become brown and place them in her mouth.

I gave Susan a nice helping of Boston Baked Beans last night after dinner. I hope that bitch can keep the Bush's secret family recipe

by Steven Hawking and Carl Sagan December 24, 2008

pork n' beans

one of the many areas in northwest miami you want to stay away from; a nickname for an area in the liberty city hood in miami, it got it's name because back in the day the doors of all of it's houses were painted an orange color resembling the color of pork and beans, other houses in the area had green and blue doors

person 1: yo did ya hear bout' da nigga dat got capped in tha pork n' beans, let's go check it out

person 2: na mang I aint going anywhere in northwest miami

by 305 mexican October 27, 2007

Eating beans

Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially innapropriate. Comes from the meme “this ni**a eating beans”.

Articuno said some dumb shit, so I told him he was eating beans.

by Luje45 April 5, 2019

Chill Ya Beans

To tell someone who is loosing control to calm down!

"I am angry like a tiger"
"chill ya beans!!"

by ToriBabyGirl November 1, 2008

In the beans

To be in trouble for something mostly trivial.

I'm in the beans with my dad today- I accidentally left the food out all night.

by Xenon32 December 24, 2009

Chill the chilli beans

Chill the Chilli Beans: An expression used to calm down something that is angry, whether a person or an animal. Chill the Chilli Beans is kind of oxymoronic as, CHILL is a way of cooling down something, CHILLI is hot and BEANS is used because of the phrase 'full of beans' meaning crazy. CHILL THE CHILLI BEANS is a funky way of saying 'calm those crazy hot beans'.

Person 1 : (is shouting about a football team losing) : AAAHHH

Person 2 : CHILL THE CHILLI BEANS Person 1 !!!!!!!

by TheScubaDivingUnicorn December 30, 2016