batman card

Using "my parents are dead" to justify whatever you are doing.

My boss yelled at me for not finishing the report in time so I played the batman card.

by DutchWollf August 12, 2015

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Batman Villain

A person that is very obviously mentally ill and frequently does stupid idiotic things as a result of insanity,usually used in reference to an ex-lover.
Also can mean anyone who looks psychotic.

Dude,I broke up with Lindsey yesterday.Then she mailed me some anthrax.That bitch is a total Batman Villain

by slyver June 14, 2010

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Sweet Batman

A phrase used prior to ejaculation, during sexual intercourse or when masturbating.

Guy: I'm about to come!

Girl: pause not yet!

Guy: Sweet Batman!!!!

Girl: Disappointment. Yo could have said this is sparta

by christiebby June 15, 2009

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Batman Syndrome

Not being able to turn your head without turning your upper torso, as a result from neck injuries.

I got whiplash from the car accident, and now I am suffering from Batman Syndrome!

by pooot March 9, 2009

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verb, To make a person or group of people feel uneasy in a given situation due to your lack of sensitivity or insistence on being a prick.

origin: Joe Freeman used to make his jaw square like Batman when he got nervous. Situations that made Joe "batman faced" include: Talking about his sexual escapades with Lily Fields in front of his current girlfriend, offering him pot, or talking about the "magic trick" he did that time when he pulled a string of beads out of his ass in front of his adolescent siblings.

We made that lady batman faced that time we talked about Chris's sister being a whore like the virgin Mary.

by Mr. C March 27, 2005

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Batman Forever

Generally regarded as the worst Batman movie ever made. Starring Val Kilmer. That is probably why.

Josh: I heard that Val Kilmer drove everyone so batshit on the set of Batman Forever that they stopped being capable of making a halfway decent movie.
Nick: That sounds accurate.

by Jennasissy February 8, 2009

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