badiddle

When you crack someone else's hand when they aren't paying attention.

OWCH! You just badiddled me!

by Pissing off the Deck July 28, 2011

Batisimo

A word that can be said at any random moment just to break awkward tension or just out of sheer joy for the resurrection of life.

"I thought you were dead"
"I was, but then I got resurrected"
"Batisimo!"

by camels August 28, 2012

Batin' Station

Secret spot where you go in your house to masturbate. Sometimes adorned with mags, lotion, and tissues.

Brb man, I'm going to use the batin' station.

by ClancyJones May 28, 2013

Batin' me up

To lead someone on, pretend you are something or to act like you want something.

James asked me for some weed bruv but he was just batin' me up, he didn't have the doe!

by ForellazBruv September 30, 2013

Bastidity

Unit of which bastards are measured in.

Guy 1 says: That guy get worse
Guy2 says: Yep hes definatly gone up on the bastidity count

by iluvroadies January 18, 2015

batrider

Someone obsessed with batman.

That kid Osy is such a batrider...

by KingDoM April 18, 2014

Batio

The ratio of babes to dudes within a certain area.

Yo homie, the Batio here is so off. Lets go somewhere else.

by Denvervibe November 7, 2015