“The barking leather doughnut” is another name for a butthole that is in the process of letting a fart.
My barking leather doughnut really drove my wife nuts last night as it belched it’s hot breath under the covers.
by Jayrd79 October 10, 2017
There was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. Somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor... staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.
by rperazag June 17, 2010
Barking abbey and place full of silly boys that claim to be 'roadmen' because they post sc videos of them showing off there dads money. A place full of skets that legs are always open releasing a fish odour. This school is a high risk of stds. Danger zone.
by Thathathathat. March 10, 2017
Anne "I have a sore fucken cunt".
Patrice " what do you expect? You flying vagina'd three trees last night! now you've got vaginal bark rash
Patrice " what do you expect? You flying vagina'd three trees last night! now you've got vaginal bark rash
by Fantastic five October 29, 2011
by Crazy "Barks and Screws" Sarah August 26, 2008
A loud, obnoxious, smelly fart. The name is a reference to the air quality of Bayou La Batre, Alabama.
by Levi W. June 24, 2008
1. verb. violently vomiting into a toilet bowl, sink or bathtub - "europe" is onomatopoeic for vomiting loudly and/or violently.
Hey mate, how'd you pull up this morning?
Fuck dude, I was barking europe at the porcelain for so damn long I tore some capillaries in my throat and my girlfriend had to drive me to hospital.
Fuck dude, I was barking europe at the porcelain for so damn long I tore some capillaries in my throat and my girlfriend had to drive me to hospital.
by Ryan Paine February 09, 2008