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Baltimore Bologna Beam 

When bro gives you the Baltimore bologna…you don’t wanna know…
Just kidding.
It’s when bro slaps bologna on his dingaling and starts pissing and letting his special sauce on yo face.
You ain’t a real one if bro never gave you the Baltimore bologna beam.
Yo bro Ima give you that Baltimore Bologna Beam
What the fuck

Baltimore Pigeon 

Noun; A corn dog (hotdog with cornbread surrounded it) covered in smegma (sometimes referred to a “framonda cheese”)
I’m hungry. I could really go for a Baltimore Pigeon

Baltimore Ear Drop

**Baltimore Ear Drop (noun)**

A provocative act in which a woman, while engaging in self-stimulation, moistens her fingers with vaginal fluids and subsequently uses those fingers to deliver a "wet willy" — the act of inserting a wet finger into someone’s ear.
"Did you hear about Nick? Apparently a stripper gave him a Baltimore Ear Drop and now he has hearing aids!
Baltimore Ear Drop by Laitauchoccy October 13, 2025

Baltimore Tax Dollars

To skin your penis and jerk off with vinegar.
Patricia, you owe me Baltimore Tax Dollars!

Baltimore Lobotomy

When you piss into one of someones nostrils, then cork it. Then, cum into the other nostril and cork that as well. Then get one of the thousand of heroin addicts in baltimore, and have uncork both nostrils simultaneously into the addicts mouth, before stealing his wallet and giving him some laced weed.
Me and my homeboy got so drunk last night we did a Baltimore Lobotomy on the crack addict living in my backyard. Sadly he did not survive the weed i gave him.

Baltimore Choco Taco

When having sex, the guy takes a log of shit and stuffs it in between her vagina or butt cheeks and than proceeds to eat it.
Yo bro I just made her give me a Baltimore Choco Taco
Baltimore Choco Taco by Jay2sturdy January 29, 2026