Barkage

Absolute bollocks

"Why do you put your arms in the air before you kick a ball, PJ?"

"It makes sure I am balanced and helps me be symmetrical"

"You are talking utter barkage there, pal"

by goldfingers no.10 September 14, 2009

BARK BARK GRRR

'I love you' in dog language. A great way to express your love for someone when words aren't enough.

person 1 "I wanted to tell you something"
person 2 "Oh? What is it?"
person 1 "BARK BARK GRRR"
person 2 "Aw, I love you so very much too!"

by You matter ily <3 December 6, 2021

frosty Barak

a right-wing variation of the mahogany canoe

That girl smells so bad...I bet she used a frosty Barak last night before bed.

by BasilMarceouxforGov August 7, 2010

barkbag

A very noisy, irritating dog which barks incessantly, usually during hours when Dracula stalks, for any or no reason.

If that barkbag doesn't shut up, I'm calling the cops!

by Tuftskins May 1, 2009

barakabranch

a homo-sexual remark to a female chimpanzee on its period with herpies

omg see has a barakabranch

by barakabranch! November 24, 2009

travis barkering

having anal intercourse in a 3 way while the other two men play her ass like a drum set with their dicks

me and my room mates decided to have a 3 way and i went anal and we started travis barkering that bitch

by nigger joe hoe fo sho October 18, 2011

bob barker

Value weed. Bud that may or may not be high grade, but what matters is that the "Price is Right".

Fiend: Hey man, how much for that quarter?

Dealer: Man, I got that Bob Barker: $5 grams!

by evasive February 11, 2008