hey I'm a atheist come to my laboratory
Jim: but you're a atheist so you don't have a laboratory you lier, plus you don't know how to spell atheist either....
Jim: but you're a atheist so you don't have a laboratory you lier, plus you don't know how to spell atheist either....
by 41024967213721735§125 May 11, 2016
Get the Atheistmug. One who pretends they are not religious just to fit in with the hipsters at school. Usually brags about being an Atheist.
Sadie: OMG so like we were talking about religion in World History and people said that like God is REAL!!! Ugh they're so mainstream! God obviously doesn't exist like those people are like so mainstream and stupid. I'm different because I'm an Atheist.
by z0mbiesandramen December 30, 2011
Get the Atheistmug. Atheists are evils. Don’t trust them!
by Americans are evils February 3, 2021
Get the Atheistsmug. <Atheist> It's cool you believe in god. I am an Atheist. (OBV.)
<Christian> Why don't you believe in god? Prove to me that there is no god...
<Atheist> Prove to me that there is no 12 Inch burning bear on your head wearing a Swastika, on a tightrope.
<Christian> Dick.
<Christian> Why don't you believe in god? Prove to me that there is no god...
<Atheist> Prove to me that there is no 12 Inch burning bear on your head wearing a Swastika, on a tightrope.
<Christian> Dick.
by Atheist Horizon April 27, 2009
Get the Atheistmug. atheists by majority are spoiled white people with jobs-also homosexual as this is great venue to attack church
give a human being too much in shelter food and no responsibility and just maybe their arrogance grows to such a point they dont believe in anyone above them as they transform into a scumbag atheists
by sambo sami suleiman azar January 26, 2010
Get the atheistsmug. A godless person who uses reason and science, rather than divinity, to explain his beliefs. Not to be confused with agnostics. These people can be identified either by how much they know about science, or by how much they burn when you put a match to their skin. Atheists burn like flash paper.
Person 1:That guy over there? He must be an Atheist. Did you see the way he just burned up in flames a few seconds ago?
Person 2:SHH!!! He's not an Atheist! that's part of a practical joke involving lighter fluid!
Person 2:SHH!!! He's not an Atheist! that's part of a practical joke involving lighter fluid!
by PossumCuber November 2, 2009
Get the Atheistmug. A person who does not believe in god, not related to satanists, muslims, or anyone else christianity hates. Contrary to popular opinion, atheists are not self obsessing narcissists, but are just people who find the idea that by doing certain deeds (going to Church or blowing yourself up) will get you into a magical place where you live in paradise for all eternity
Atheist: "Hey man what's up?"
Religious zealot (not to be confused with normal religious person): "Screw you man, I'll see you in hell, oh wait, no I won't, I'll be in heaven pissing on you."
Atheist: okay....
Religious zealot (not to be confused with normal religious person): "Screw you man, I'll see you in hell, oh wait, no I won't, I'll be in heaven pissing on you."
Atheist: okay....
by AtheistsdoyelJesuswhenstruck June 15, 2010
Get the Atheistmug.