asteroids

a bathroom game where the participant ( usually a gentleman) will try to blast a piece of feces into a million pieces with his urine stream; akin to the classic video game of the same name

Some one didn't flush their poop at work today so i had a rousing game of asteroids on 15 minute break

by ninja guitar September 18, 2014

asterbating

Jacking off to a ass you saw earlier in the day

Imgonna have to go home and be asterbating

by Bigotisyouknowthis January 6, 2016

asterhusen

Extreme lactation of the male nipples

Man, I just had a moment of asterhusen

by hotstuffinc. August 18, 2016

asterhusen

Extreme lactation of the male nipples

Man, I just had a moment of asterhusen

by hotstuffinc. August 18, 2016

Astral space

The code for the the amount of anal beads you can fit in your rectum

Wow you have a huge astral space lie really 11 anal beads is impressive

by Taste like chikn keep a liking June 22, 2016

åstrand

Åstrand is a Swedish family name, originally given by king Gusfav Rövskägg, king of Sweden 920-969, to people of extraordinary high IQ, beauty and bodyshape of Hercules.

One might still be lucky and hear screams like "åååååååååååååstrand" in discos in Stockholm or coastal regions of Finland.

Åååååååååstrand is here!

by Urban af Legend February 17, 2017

asterisk period

The asterisk period is the time period stretching from Feb. 15th until July 31st, which is the time between gift giving holidays. This time period is best for having a girlfriend due to the fact, other than birthdays and anniversaries you don't have to worry about getting gifts for her. This time period is called the asterisk period due to the fact the most action happens during rather than the rest of the year named the Quotation Period due to the fact the most relationship building and talking happens then... mostly because you will be buying so many gifts for her.

"Just wait a month and you can date her during the Asterisk period."

by Asterisk Period June 18, 2017