Can't light a cigarette in a crowd of non-smokers, can't lie down and read at the library.
"Would love to jump your bones but we are surrounded by assassins."
"Would love to jump your bones but we are surrounded by assassins."
by DOC JOE June 06, 2009
Assassin's Nigga is a term for the original game 'Assassin's Creed' but for chocolate people. The Assassins bought those choco people to do their work, however, if someone betrays the brotherhood then dies.
Person: 'Hey, I heard a game called Assassin's Nigga', its pretty cool man you should play it.
Choco Man: 'Oh HELL YEA, ITS MY GAME! Ohhh wait...'
Choco Man: 'Oh HELL YEA, ITS MY GAME! Ohhh wait...'
by The Big Black Daddy December 05, 2023
by Flufflepuff564 March 26, 2019
“did you hear the new term used during intercourse these days ??”
“well assassinate me and call me JFK”
“well assassinate me and call me JFK”
by bigpussyloving December 09, 2020
The assassination of BroBloxChris is an event that occurred in 08/05§24 at 3 AM EDT where the Roblox moderators accused Chris of facilitating account theft by receiving and/or moving stolen items which was completely fake so it's a false execution, BroBloxVik tried to cover up his by lying and saying he died in a fire which is completely wrong considering Vik is known for working for Roblox Corporation.
BroBloxChris was later found out to be innocent and it was a wrongful execution
BroBloxChris was later found out to be innocent and it was a wrongful execution
by Black watch August 14, 2024
In Mexico? And then they elect not a Mexican but a Jew? And what is the point of the Jewish religion again? What does the messiah do in the Jewish religion? Take over politics and institute a Jewish monarchy? Is that it? I'm pretty sure that's it.
Hym "Right but the only reason she won was because of the 37 assassinations, right? So I don't really give a fuck about the policies. That sounds like a coup. I thought shit-libs didn't like coups?"
by Hym Iam June 10, 2024
It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them decreased.
Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...
by Heybabe380 September 04, 2023