Tits Were Roasting

When a ladies boobs are uncontrollably bursting out of their bra or shirt.

“Damn, you see Holly tonight?? Those tits were roasting.”

by TheVDiesel August 5, 2018

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025

My Words Were Misconstrued

Saying giving out Pro-Zionism stickers and then saying you just want peace

I gave out stickers saying that I think Zionism is sexy, but I just want "peace" my words were misconstrued

by PurplePillows92 January 17, 2024

While you were Yitten yatten spitten and spatten

While you were wasting time

While you were yitten yatten spitten and spatten I was washing the dishes.

by anonymous April 8, 2022

if you were born on febuary 15th

you are a goat.
one of the greatest peoeple to touch the world
you probably have some really stupid friends

and where you really born on this day if you dont have a friend named patrick
you 100% are packing more than all your homies
and your smart

if you were born on febuary 15th you are a goat

by dave lowlife February 23, 2022

《¤》Were《¤》Wolf《¤》were《¤》wolf《¤》Were《¤》Wolf《¤》

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《¤》Were《¤》Wolf《¤》were《¤》wolf《¤》Were《¤》Wolf《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

I thought we were being honest

Last thing said in a relationship.

Her: Get your shit and get the fuck out of here
You: I thought we were being honest...

by TheFleeceMan August 20, 2019