YOUR MUM

its an other dudes mum

TOM:I LOVE YOUR MUM
TIM: I LOVE YOU
TOM AND TIM:*KISSES*

by SHREKIEIEIIEIE November 01, 2022

Flag

your mum

the hottest woman alive by far. she’s sexy, provocative, and she’ll pour you a nice glass of milk.

person 1: damn bro, is that your girl?
person 2: no, but guess who i slept with last night.
person 1: who?
person 2: your mum.

Flag

Person 1. Your Mum is a Hoe.
Person 2. Ok

by DeathSpagett May 26, 2022

Flag

A mother or a mother of a child. The word can be used as an insult on someone typically on your mum or you.

your mum.

Steve: "Hey Jimmy tell me a joke"
Jimmy: "your mum"

And that was the last time we ever saw Jimmy again...

by Senor Ghost November 26, 2021

Flag

A term used quite openly at a certain car dealership, perfect reply to any profanity used against you! Most of the time it’s lewis’s Mum.

by ZR89 July 01, 2018

Flag

1.always says 2 minutes when its longer

Your mum: '' ill only be 2 minutes''

by Pie_65 March 27, 2018

Flag

A woman who like the chutney ferrets and likes to do the Cleveland steamer whilst felching

Your mum

Flag