your mum

the hottest woman alive by far. she’s sexy, provocative, and she’ll pour you a nice glass of milk.

person 1: damn bro, is that your girl?
person 2: no, but guess who i slept with last night.
person 1: who?
person 2: your mum.

by irllylikegirls69 May 03, 2022

Your Mum

A hoe

Person 1. Your Mum is a Hoe.
Person 2. Ok

by DeathSpagett May 26, 2022

your mum

A mother or a mother of a child. The word can be used as an insult on someone typically on your mum or you.

your mum.

Steve: "Hey Jimmy tell me a joke"
Jimmy: "your mum"

And that was the last time we ever saw Jimmy again...

by Senor Ghost November 26, 2021

Your mum

A term used quite openly at a certain car dealership, perfect reply to any profanity used against you! Most of the time it’s lewis’s Mum.

Your such a nob!
Your mum!

by ZR89 July 01, 2018

Your Mum

1.always says 2 minutes when its longer

Your mum: '' ill only be 2 minutes''

by Pie_65 March 27, 2018

Your mum

A woman who like the chutney ferrets and likes to do the Cleveland steamer whilst felching

Your mum

by Bum chutney yeah boi August 19, 2023

your mum

to insult someone.

what time is it?

your mum

by enlwligliebgreirenogr January 02, 2022