The act of dipping an uncircumcised penis into an ink bowl, then slapping a person in the eye(the receiver should close his/her eye) with the ink covered penis, creating the illusion that the person is wearing eye liner.
by KongoJojo June 29, 2011
Get the Amish Eye Linermug. An Amish porn star is a male who is Amish and is a porn star. The kinky bit is that the Amish porn star shoves a phone up their ass, and then, in the middle of the video the phone rings. And everyone's all like "WHAT THE FUCK." And I know, I am a TERRIBLE person.
1. I wonder who the fuck was calling that Amish porn star...
2. MAYBE it was your MOM asking for some kinky bondage with the Amish porn star.
3. You're absolutely right, I think it was my mom. That WHORE.
2. MAYBE it was your MOM asking for some kinky bondage with the Amish porn star.
3. You're absolutely right, I think it was my mom. That WHORE.
by HUST TO THE WEED April 3, 2005
Get the amish porn starmug. When a woman, possibly really Amish, puts on a solid-colored non-printed dress and jumps into a body of water,gets out all wet, walks over to the furrow his husband just plowed by horse, and starts rolling provocatively in the loose dry soil so that the dirt sticks to her. The male equivalent is the Amish Sweat Ritual.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007
Get the Amish mud womanmug. When a man in a solid-colored shirt with suspenders on, possibly an Amish man, gets all sweaty from toiling in the fields farming and his shirt is soaked with muddy sweat, either from the dirt that was kicked up when plowing in 95 deg F weather, or from rolling in the crumply soil.
At the end of the movie Witness it looks like the Amish men just got done with an Amish Sweat Ritual.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007
Get the Amish Sweat Ritualmug. 1) A wooden robot
2) A 15 year old who lives in New York named Fredrick
3) A horrible Counter-Strike player named Fredrick
2) A 15 year old who lives in New York named Fredrick
3) A horrible Counter-Strike player named Fredrick
by My Little Pwnee July 30, 2008
Get the amish robotmug. The act of removing anal beads from one person while simultaneously inserting them into someone else
by Garrettb125 April 1, 2016
Get the amish pull wagonmug. The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman, without wearing a condom and looking like a person whos strait out of the Amish country
by Dark Lord of the Sith March 17, 2004
Get the Amish Raw Dogmug.