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air-typing

The ability to type semi-coherently in thin air, as if you were using a full QWERTY keyboard. Computer geeks can usually do this with near 100% accuracy, and it is usually computer geeks who will be proud of being able to do such a feat. Uses the traditional tenses of "typing" (air-type, air-typed, air-typer, etc.)
Geek: I'm awesome, I just air-typed that entire program. Air-typing FTW!
Anyone else: Geek. Get a life.
by Naytee February 27, 2011
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Air Drowning

When an aquatic animal "drowns" due to lack of water

Also used when someone is strangled
John: Hey, are you ok?

Mike: No mate, I came in and my fish was air drowning last night. I was too late to save him.

John: Damn.

Or

Peter: Do you know what happened to Peter?

Susan: I heard he was air drowned by a psychopath.
by Randy Ghandi March 28, 2010
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Air gum

A type of invisible gum generally masticated by the older and desiccated members of our society.
Old Ma Begley seemed blissfully unaware of the toy poodle carcass mashed round the rear wheel of her mobility scooter as she sped through the mall scowling into the far distance and chomping away on a big wad of air gum.
by EstuaryPig April 28, 2010
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Air-Qaida

Noun

Air-Qaida, also referred to as Oxygen Terrorists are more simply known as Oxygen Hijackers or thieves. They are worthless piece's of shit. They have no job or purpose in life, but to steal clean breathing air from us self sufficient human beings
Sanchez's lazy uncle probably belongs to an Air-Qaida sleeper cell...The mother fucker just eat and sleeps. Lazy, useless bitch
by Tarawa COC S312 January 25, 2011
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air mud

Air mud is the presence of a mixture of gases in the digestive tract expelled from the rectum. Also known as a fart.
Nelly, if you are going to blow air mud, can you please go into the other room? Maybe you can go into the air mud room a.k.a. the office in the basement, and close the door!

Your peers will consider you a big time joke dog when you throw air mud in public!
by Nicole for Bryan Nelson January 8, 2009
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Air Mace

A word Brando made up for Trevor’s whip. Which is technically a really long flail anyway, so whatever.
Trevor Belmont: I will save the day and I will make this go away. I will hit you all in the balls with this Air Mace. Motherfuckah
by Charles_Martel November 7, 2019
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Air Koryo

National airline of north korea. according to skytrax, the world's single worst airline (only airline with 1 star rating)
blacklisted from european union due to poor safety practices
Person 1: What's the worst airline you've ever been on?

Person 2: Ryanair by far

Person 1: Really? i flew with one much worse when i went to pyongyang

Person 2: what airline is that?

Person 1: Air Koryo. seriously, don't ever fly with air koryo
by deltareallysucks August 25, 2011
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