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Aborted the launch

When you try to force out a fart, but don't because you might shart yourself if you fart.
Frank aborted the launch to avoid sharting.
by bilcifer September 22, 2009
mugGet the Aborted the launchmug.

Boner Abortion

When you start to get a half boner but you start to think of something to take your mind off of it like your grandmother naked so it doesn't reach full maturity of an erection
Bro i did a boner abortion in math class when i saw Brianna's tight ass in those shorts.
by drew2258 June 5, 2017
mugGet the Boner Abortionmug.

Horse Abortion

A big gross mess that no one wants or should have to deal with.
This product launch was a total horse abortion
by B R December 3, 2019
mugGet the Horse Abortionmug.

food abortion

1.Two fingers down your trachea in your first trimester after ingesting a meal resulting in partially digested foods ending up in purses, sidewalks, car seats, commuter mugs, etc. Usually occurs in the first 10 minutes after intake.

2. The bulimia of 21st century.

3. Food toss to stay fit.

Not reccomended beyond 2nd trimester, usually after 20 minutes. Illegal in some countries.
Trisha: 'You look fabulous in those skinny jeans!'
Donna-Marie: 'Thanks, Trisha, I just had a food abortion.'
Trisha: 'Ok, I'll see you at the cafeteria later.'
by Lynda Willis October 7, 2013
mugGet the food abortionmug.

abort lunch

A massive diarrhea about thirty minutes after eating a meal with some funky bacteria living on it. Usually associated with the hair on the back of the neck standing on end in the moments prior to relief. Sometimes the soda still has fizz and hastily chewed food can be identified. Great relief is felt and your day proceeds normally thereafter.
Guy: "I need a spot! I got thirty seconds 'till abort lunch!"
Girl: "I told you not to eat all those shrimp with the turd veins still in."
Guy: "shut up. Help me find something to wipe with! NOW!!!"
by gyo December 9, 2012
mugGet the abort lunchmug.

Southern Abortion

*tumble sound*
Oh, someone must've had a southern abortion!
by headshotcraft April 7, 2023
mugGet the Southern Abortionmug.

abortion on toast

An "abortion on toast" is a situation so bad/ chaotic/disastrous that it cannot escape being a spectacle.. basically it's a shit-show, a train wreck or a dumpster fire. Also, this term came from the Phil hendrie shoe
"Hey Billy, what did you think of the Trump rally"?

Bully a tremendous disaster, truly an. Abortion on toast if ever there was...
by Tedbell666 January 20, 2021
mugGet the abortion on toastmug.

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