Definitions by lil_negronian

Stretching the Horses

When you twist or pull on a pair of nipples

A good way to get her back in line is by stretching the horses

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The act of purposely riding a roller coaster while pregnant to induce a miscarriage.

Ugh, abortions are so expensive

Why not just go to an amusement park and get a rollercoaster abortion

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