social abortion

The act of cancelling all social media accounts.

I’m tired of all the drama on Facebook, time for a social abortion!

by 6stringWoody August 4, 2020

alaskan abortion

A sex act where a girl is fisted so hard that the person preforming the act is elbow deep into the girls vagina

Four play for so intense to the point that he gave me an Alaskan abortion.

by The_big_boy226 June 26, 2017

food abortion

1.Two fingers down your trachea in your first trimester after ingesting a meal resulting in partially digested foods ending up in purses, sidewalks, car seats, commuter mugs, etc. Usually occurs in the first 10 minutes after intake.

2. The bulimia of 21st century.

3. Food toss to stay fit.

Not reccomended beyond 2nd trimester, usually after 20 minutes. Illegal in some countries.

Trisha: 'You look fabulous in those skinny jeans!'
Donna-Marie: 'Thanks, Trisha, I just had a food abortion.'
Trisha: 'Ok, I'll see you at the cafeteria later.'

by Lynda Willis October 7, 2013

abort lunch

A massive diarrhea about thirty minutes after eating a meal with some funky bacteria living on it. Usually associated with the hair on the back of the neck standing on end in the moments prior to relief. Sometimes the soda still has fizz and hastily chewed food can be identified. Great relief is felt and your day proceeds normally thereafter.

Guy: "I need a spot! I got thirty seconds 'till abort lunch!"
Girl: "I told you not to eat all those shrimp with the turd veins still in."
Guy: "shut up. Help me find something to wipe with! NOW!!!"

by gyo December 9, 2012

abortion on toast

An "abortion on toast" is a situation so bad/ chaotic/disastrous that it cannot escape being a spectacle.. basically it's a shit-show, a train wreck or a dumpster fire. Also, this term came from the Phil hendrie shoe

"Hey Billy, what did you think of the Trump rally"?

Bully a tremendous disaster, truly an. Abortion on toast if ever there was...

by Tedbell666 January 20, 2021

Southern Abortion

When you fall down the stairs.

*tumble sound*
Oh, someone must've had a southern abortion!

by headshotcraft April 7, 2023

Horse Abortion

A big gross mess that no one wants or should have to deal with.

This product launch was a total horse abortion

by B R December 3, 2019