abigailian

One who is consistently over-confident, i.e. often says "I am going to kick your ass". Anything related to kicking somone's ass often irrelevant to the actual margin of victory. This overconfidence is derived from her ability to give gnarly head.

"That bitch gives some serious abigailian head!"

by Nightjumper January 8, 2007

Dirty Abigail

This one is a real doozy, a “Dirty Abigail” is when you’re having crazy good sex with a girl, but as soon as you nut and she goes to the bathroom to clean up, she comes back crying, talking about what a huge mistake she had made.

“Dude, she came over and I thought we were having good sex bro, you know? She comes back from the bathroom bawling and talking about how she felt bad because of this dude she really likes, blah blah blah. I don’t really give a shit dude. She’s a Dirty Abigail.”

by KnOcKkNoCkITSTHEPOLICE February 10, 2019

Abigail

Abigail is perfect best-friend material. She has very few friends but cares about them. She never apologizes because she thinks it’s weird. Considers herself a complete weirdo which she is. Doesn’t give a fuck at all. She could care less about other peoples problems, but sometimes cares about her close friends’ issues. She likes aesthetic music and looks down on “basic” people even though she wishes to be one of them, and acts basic whenever she can. Considers herself emo af, which is sometimes true. Hates school like normal kids, so she hates doing after school activities. She has average looks. She is fun to hang out with as long as it’s on a break, a weekend, or a day off.

Patrick: “Who is that weirdo?”
James: “That’s Abigail. She looks emo and acts insane with her best friend.”
Patrick: “Ok then..”

by łøvëłÿ bëīñg äłøñē, ïšñ’t ït? February 21, 2019

Goog-A-Bing Fu

If Chuck Norris had to search for something on the internet, this is the skill he would employ to get it done.

A person who has mastered the art of Goog-A-Bing Fu is truely an awe inspiring wonder to behold. A Goog-A-Bing Fu master can find anything on the internet that a person could ever want to know.

Wikileaks has nothing on a true Goog-A-Bing Fu Master. They truely are a Phd of Http!

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those bits of information that attempt to hide and mask themselves amongst tubes of the interwebz.

And you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my Goog-A-Bing Fu upon thee!

by JEEPFREEKSCOTTY January 20, 2011

Abington

The land that Devin Brown created. He runs that shit like his life depends on it. Abington is Devin Brown.

Yo you hear about abington
Oh yeah devin runs that shit

by djdhehehehdkdjd January 29, 2022

ABiGoN Wireless

wireless networking connection that includes:
wireless A, wireless B, wireless G, and
wireless N

product specifications

(ie;computer system)

...Built-in 10/100/1000Base-T Gigabit Ethernet (RJ-45 connector) ,ABiGoN Wireless,Intel® Core™2 Duo

by matheugreen September 23, 2009

Abigail

A super cool girl that is weird in a good way and will treat everyone as a friend and be anyone's friend. She is super comfortable with boys and is beautiful and intelligent, but she doesn't admit it.

I have a friend named Abigail and she is awesome.

by abby_da_awesome January 11, 2017