A fucking asshole. No one likes him. Thinks he's cool cause he vapes all the time. Usually referred to by his last name because nobody wants to waste their words on him. Usually flat faced and always wearing some gay ass sunglasses even at night. Fuckin dick.
by Dickasscracker June 17, 2018
Robert is the type of guy to steal from you and then ask you to give him something in return the type of guy to threaten to swat you over a video game
by c0ncussion September 08, 2018
Robert is a fat fuck, who`s lazy af and like girls but can`t keep a relation ship going for some reason.
by YesIamThatFatCunt April 15, 2020
A man that likes black ops with a very tiny peter, and is got black hair and likes women but he doesn't get any.
Robert: So what have you been up to?
Me: I have been hanging out with my girlfriend
Robert: Oh I wish I had one but all mine are not real
Me: I have been hanging out with my girlfriend
Robert: Oh I wish I had one but all mine are not real
by whitenugget69 November 29, 2018
A dumb substance who is very funny though is bad at all video games (including rocket league) and is the one and only shrekster but fails in November... but all the ladies love him
by Gresham men November 16, 2019
by Ninocuddles02 February 28, 2019