A series that airs on the school show CRMS news. In the show, the host explains spooky facts from the internet.
Person 1: Hey did you watch the new episode of Freaky Facts?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Ok
Person 2: Nice
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Ok
Person 2: Nice
by NobodyKnows3047 February 11, 2021
- Cows cann't flight!
- Yes, they can!
- You can read about it in every book!
- I know what I say!
- Fact me!
- Yes, they can!
- You can read about it in every book!
- I know what I say!
- Fact me!
by ITSABEAST February 13, 2009
When something just so valid/accurate/factual/apparent.
Timmy - Yo that loud was fire hommmee Boiii
Conner - SUPA FACTS
Timmy - Yo that loud was fire hommmee Boiii
Conner - SUPA FACTS
by DEMALO MILETO EL SHADDAI May 24, 2018
A fact that is, in fact, completely fucking made up bullshit but delivered with such conviction as to make it appear real and avoid challenge within a friendly conversation.
I was surprised that the Vietnamese stripper had such an in-depth knowledge of the transport system in London; "Everyone knows that..." she stated. I considered it was probably an Amber Fact, let her feel important and then jizzed in her eye.
by Rushers1234 October 09, 2019
The act of bending or twisting facts.
To try and use a different fact to cover falsehood where no actual fact exists.
To try and use a different fact to cover falsehood where no actual fact exists.
by CrunchyDingo January 23, 2017
A fact is a something proven to be true. A fat fact is when someone says something you can relate to and is just an obviously true. Since it’s so relatable it makes it a FAT FACT. It may also be pronounced as Fat Fax
by Nic0727 December 10, 2017
A statement presented as unquestionably true without any foundation or merit, and no way to be immediately proven or disproven. Nichilo facts are strong, but one must know how to harness the powers correctly.
Someone says “Hey, why did they rename The Cafe?"
The Nechileer says “Because The Cafe's founder was discovered to have been a child rapist.”
Someone says “No he wasn't are you retarded?!”
The Nechileer says “Yes he was, you can ask any teacher.”(knowing you will not ask any teacher)
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The Nechileer says "All the prestigious institutions have decided that the world is at least 100000000 years old."(One would make this point if that individual was trying to argue that the world was indeed that many years old)
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The Nechileer says "They were talking about death on the news last night."
Someone says "What channel?"
The Nechileer says "Fox."
Someone says "I was watching Fox nothing happened."
The Nechileer says "ACTUALLY they were talking about death on Fox, ask ANYONE."
*Someone else is asked who watched Fox last night and confirms that Fox was not addressing death*
Someone says "FAIIIILLLLL"
The Nechileer *punches* Someone in the face.
Nichilo facts can be very powerful, just be sure to convince everyone of your lie.
The Nechileer says “Because The Cafe's founder was discovered to have been a child rapist.”
Someone says “No he wasn't are you retarded?!”
The Nechileer says “Yes he was, you can ask any teacher.”(knowing you will not ask any teacher)
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The Nechileer says "All the prestigious institutions have decided that the world is at least 100000000 years old."(One would make this point if that individual was trying to argue that the world was indeed that many years old)
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The Nechileer says "They were talking about death on the news last night."
Someone says "What channel?"
The Nechileer says "Fox."
Someone says "I was watching Fox nothing happened."
The Nechileer says "ACTUALLY they were talking about death on Fox, ask ANYONE."
*Someone else is asked who watched Fox last night and confirms that Fox was not addressing death*
Someone says "FAIIIILLLLL"
The Nechileer *punches* Someone in the face.
Nichilo facts can be very powerful, just be sure to convince everyone of your lie.
by JamesMadison January 07, 2008