single 15

Single 15 - a) losing 15 pounds after a break up - because "you've lost your appetite" and/or you want to be hot. b) you gain 15 pounds after breaking up - because you're "so upset," drinking like cray, eating ice cream, and/or are on tinder.

-"Omg, we just broke up, how have I already gained the single 15!?"

-"Ugh, the only good thing about leaving him was the single 15!"

by Single15 July 29, 2014

Single stitch

Used to describe 25 year old, mass marketed looney tunes, mainstream band & marvel t shirts, to unsuspecting hype beasts (who’ve never heard of eBay) on insta for a premium.

Yo, that single stitch nirvana tee is mega rare, they only sold 8 million of those bitches! Would you take $2500 for it?

by IronChic August 31, 2020

single gang

A group of Single people that haven't found true love ; (

I'm in Single gang no love for me !

by Guevaraa_ January 24, 2017

Ding single

This is a very bad person most likely a scammer and probably is involved with communism

Ding singles usually have the worst team in there fansty league

Yo I heard that kid is a ding single let's go rob him and ruin his fansty football team

by Brandon wojanh September 6, 2022

Single wiper

When you pinch off a fat log and it only takes one wipe to clean up.

Friend: Dude that was a quick trip to the bathroom.

Me: yeah it was a single wiper.

by Angry Steve January 10, 2017

shit single

shitty hit single

that song sucked, it must be a shit single

by slashthenoob May 26, 2010

single mingler

A man who does not lock himself down with a single partner and revels in the idea of sharing his exploits with fellow minglers.

Are you kidding me ... am I seeing yet another post on Single Minglers.

by the judge fudge November 30, 2016