potato

Someone who isn't smart.

It's logical because potatoes aren't smart.

Michael: Jordan you are a potato.

Jordan: haha Michael you are funny!

by NIESMAN September 9, 2014

Potato

A level of stupidness that goes beyond that of going completely retarded for a minute

Carlos just went potato he doesn't know what "ft" means in a song

by Theo47481 March 14, 2014

Potato

Also known as a spirit animal for many people.

My spirit animal is a potato and it is also a banana's spirit animal too.

by Do a barrel role May 26, 2017

potatoing

when you throw potatos out of you car window at other cars and people not as good as egging tho

we went potatoing last nite

by gob shite May 23, 2005

potato

The answer for everything.

Hi Potato! Hey Potato hows it going? It's going potato! My potato just potato'd this potato but I potatoed it so potato that potato potato potato!

by 1potato2potato4 December 2, 2020

Potato

Potato is an amazing thing. It describes me, my friends, is potatoes are short yet feisty.

Person 1: Woah! Look how potatothat girl is!
Person 2: I know right!? I'm so jealous of her!

by Crybaby Toska September 7, 2017

Potato

-_- why are you looking up the meaning of potato? Who the Frick Frack diddly wack doesn't know what a potato is?

What's a potato?
Jimmy you dumba**

by Cheezit the second December 1, 2016