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bob morris

some random old sick cunt who won Bathurst 1000 back in the day
Sick cunt 1: who fuckin won bathurst back in 1976
sick Cunt 2: it was fuckin bob morris
sick cunt 3: fuck that cunt must be old
by MURPHANT October 28, 2019
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The Morris

A standard unit of size (volume) or mass equal to a Morris Oxford motor car.

Normally used to express incredulity at the comic size of an object or feature.
Dude 1: Jesus - look at the size of that guys head....
Dude 2: it's massive - it's a planetoid of a head ... Etc.

Dude 1: it must be at least 0.8 of a Morris....
Dude 2: Way! Maybe even a full Morris - The Morris!
Dude 1: No Way - a full Morris can bend light it's so massive!!!!
by PWO 159 March 18, 2010
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Libby F**king Morris

“damn that guy is so cool, he’s such a Libby F**king Morris
by eggmangeorge January 22, 2021
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morris

morris is my bestie bae and i love him soooooooooooooo much even though this mf my biggest hater and love to dr me i wouldn’t replace him for nobody. James is my number 1 favorite person to talk to and i feel like i can tell him any and everything I know i be boring him with my wonderful stories and be talking way too much but he always (sometimes) listens. anyway if he’s smart enough to read all of this I LOVE YOU MAMAS -mani
morris : i can’t beat armani. mani: i know
by morrisbestiebae101 July 19, 2023
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Giga Morris

A Giga-Morris is a person who has achieved social and physical apex. They are a PSLGod, a shining example of masculine perfection and dominance. They scare away Omegas, Betas and even Alphas through their sheer slickedback ginger hair, although they may be short in stature their low body fat ratio makes up for this. Giga Morrises are at the top of the food chain that is the rabid world of male hierarchy, they are unstoppable thanks to their ginger locks and massive muscles leaving them as the sole Sigma in a world of Betas.
"That guy there is a real Giga Morris nowadays!"
"We love you Giga Morris!"
by Giga Morris November 17, 2023
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DJ Morris

Goat that’s gonna take over the world
by GoatSeeker December 13, 2018
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Kaleb Morris

The epidemy of cross country running. Some say he is the nephew of Jesus. Also has the best hair in the god damn galaxy.
Man: He has great hair.
Girl: He's such a Kaleb Morris
by StudBagel March 23, 2017
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