Wet Melvin

Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.

“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”

“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”

by robbiekates November 1, 2017

Melvin

Your typical Herb (H is silent). Someone you know that flushes the toilet after he farts, or showers in a bathing suit. Usually by the first glance you can tell if he/she is a Melvin. Usually will give off a strong odor like that of a squid.

Guy 1: Whats that smell?

Guy 2: Its probably Herbert in the stall. He got ass naked to take a dump.

Guy 1: Dude, what a Melvin

by Wheel Team 6 February 27, 2017

Melvin

Melvin is a sweet hearted guy who is very humble but he’s had a type lightskins girls who he is crazy for but he also enjoys eating Oreos

Woah is that melvin
Ofc melvin is eating Oreos again

by Iminlovewithmelvin January 24, 2022

Melvin

A hecking nerd

Nerd:I love homework

Jock:what are you, a hecking Melvin

by Notamelvin October 26, 2016

Melvin

A goof, a moron, a retard.

"did you see Jameis Winston eating a W?"
"Yeah, guy a total Melvin."

by Moe Funk April 1, 2024

Jackson Melvin

If a guy has this name you know whats going down. hes bringing a 20 gauge to a knife fight and if hes drunk he will put a sniper scope on it.

Jackson Melvin! You shot Hudson! It was just a pillow fight you dip

by shaqiqi February 9, 2022

Melvin Style

The sharing of personal Snapchat conversations with other ppl through the taking of screenshots and whatnot .

I sent that chat to him, Melvin style.

by Ita's Jujuman October 9, 2023