Karl Gerät

An extremely fucking big rail mounted cannon used by the germans in WW2 to shoot at the british.

Person 1: Look at this big fucking gun i found in my history book! Its called a "Karl Gerät"
Person 2: Holy shit! It's almost as big as my dick!

by hacker3000 March 1, 2021

Karl Mosher

This dude has the largest cock out of all of his friends. The women love it when Karl Mosher whips out his cock.

Person 1: Oh my God look! It's Karl Mosher!
Person 2: I bet his dick is huge!

by Cum-Sucker March 2, 2021

karls._.hair

a cool tiktoker who loves karl jacobs :

Robbie: Hey have u seen karls._.hair on tiktok?
Gracie: Yeah! they’re so cool
Alex(karls._.hair): Hi! Thank you for being so nice!!

Gracie: *gasp* Hi Alex, I love your content!

Alex: Thank you so much! <3

by karlnap.mc December 1, 2021

ginger Karle

The most beautiful ginger locks you’ve ever seen, what a hunk!!! If you come across a ginger Karle give this guy a high 5, also known for being gay with his best friend Keith.

“Hey have you seen ginger Karle”

Friend - “yea he’s over there blowing Keith 21 from Asda”

by Keith21 July 25, 2022

HOT KARL

the act of jizzing in a cup, microwaving it for 1 minute before throwing it in a chicks face... I don't know why people are misrepresenting the hot Karl but its rather upsetting.

Joe gave Jane a hot Karl leaving 3rd degree burns on her neck and face

by itshugeaskaround November 16, 2012

Boiling Karl

Related to a hot karl.

Essentially the same thing, but instead of using solid shit bricks, you launch a home-made beef stew into a sock.

"Yo Alex, I heard you got food poisoning after you ate at taco bell. What did you do?"

"Oh, I got the runs. I used it and boiling karl'd my mom."

by Karl Brutality September 25, 2008

karl malone

An asshole on the lakers.
Went to La to try and get a ring because he sucks and couldn't do it in the previous years.

Karl Malone is gay.

by Muff Daddy May 27, 2004