Jasper is has a huge penis and suffers incredibly of huge-penis-disease. He stays strong although his troubles.
"yo is that jasper! i heard he has huge-penis-disease."
by bsjsbsbbsbebd November 3, 2021
Get the Jaspermug. Canonically the brother of Jack Jasper, Liam Jasper often goons on Marvel rivals, draws anime girls on school desks, and probably reads manga.
Liam Jasper: Hello, I am Liam Jasper.
Me: hello Liam Jasper, wanna hop on Marvel rivals?
Liam Jasper: Im already playing marvel rivals
Me: how are you texting me and playing at the same time
Liam Jasper: i sometimes mutate an extra set of arms, or 1 & 1/2 when I play.
Me: why 1 & 1/2
Liam Jasper: one hand for gooning, two hands for playing.
Me: hello Liam Jasper, wanna hop on Marvel rivals?
Liam Jasper: Im already playing marvel rivals
Me: how are you texting me and playing at the same time
Liam Jasper: i sometimes mutate an extra set of arms, or 1 & 1/2 when I play.
Me: why 1 & 1/2
Liam Jasper: one hand for gooning, two hands for playing.
by GeoRetch September 15, 2025
Get the Liam Jaspermug. by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021
Get the Jasper hale Diseasemug. The kind of guy who will hold your hand and squeeze it to make you feel special. The coolest guy ever. Everyone named Jasper is manly as fuck and very handsome. Boyfriend and husband material.
by manstay November 24, 2021
Get the Jaspermug. Jasper is known to be a sweet, and stubborn person. LOVES to shout.
He loves his family and is willing to Do anything for the people he loves.
He loves his family and is willing to Do anything for the people he loves.
Me: Hey jasper
jasper: Hi!
jasper: Hi!
by udixvy z dhwgSah May 24, 2021
Get the jaspermug. A dorky sped, that you will fall in love with. Brown hair, blue eyes, tall asf, loves footy and basketball, a socially awkward but hilarious dude. Who carries around a camo computer bag.
Get yourself a Jasper.
Get yourself a Jasper.
by ivan123 February 27, 2022
Get the Jaspermug. This is the a hell hole everyone is mean and will chew you and spit you out like a drug and people talk ab everyone at least 2 people got nudes and everyone has seen em and everyone got someone twerk video lmaooo cryin but come to our school the teachers are ok and they don’t know ab this!!😭😁
by YoFav.mama September 4, 2021
Get the jasper county middle schoolmug.