Brendan

Small little cutie obsessed with a ciara. Floats his boat too much thinks hes class. Real faggot

Hes a faggot. Must be a brendan. So small and cute

by Big long slong July 25, 2019

Brendan

A extremely hot guy every girl is attracted to him his hair is so amazing he has every quality that a girl would look for his dick is 11.5 inches he is not very smart but a mad cunt also very sporty and the best and fittest in the whole class.

Brendan’s dick is so big I might suck it later

by Fletcher is a cunt August 25, 2019

Brendan

Over-Privileged ginger that simps for his gf

this kids a brendan

by Dxrkn May 20, 2021

Brendan Mahoney

Shitty GM of Triple M's who is in all likelihood America's biggest soy boy. Rumor has it he broke the track bus down

My old man called me "Brendan Mahoney", the most sinister slur in the book.

by SmockBin69_nae-nae February 18, 2025

Brendan

I thick nigga that when any bitch sees him the instantly get aroused and strip for him. If you have a wife and Brendan goes to your house your wife will divorce you and start bouncing on his dick. He is immune to any std and will steal any girl with a nice succulent booty

I invited Brendan to my house and my girlfriend dumped me and started sucking his dick

by Sebassnikolous November 21, 2021

Brendan

A really sweet nerd! Fucking adorable little thing with the most beautiful blue eyes ever! Smartest person you will ever know!

Person 1: omg did you see his eyes?

Person 2: yeah, they are almost as beautiful as brendans

by supercell56 July 20, 2019

Brendan

Man who sucks more penis than a vacuum in a 13 year old's house.

That person is a total Brendan

by pkmn101 September 7, 2018