Avocado Bowl

To make an Avocado Bowl, you fill a bowl to the brim with water. Then, you stick toothpicks into either side of an avocado, and balance it on the top of the bowl so that about half of the avocado is submerged. You then proceed to freeze the bowl for a few hours. Once frozen, remove the avocado so that there is a smaller ice bowl frozen out. Next time you masturbate, put your nutsack into the crevice, and enjoy a much longer, and all-around better orgasm.

"Dude im so juiced, i primed like 3 Avocado Bowls last night!"

"Wow lucky...my mom stopped buying avocados so i have to settle with peaches"

"Wow, you must have a tiny nutsack if you use peaches"

by Your Boy95 October 17, 2011

Pussy in the bowl

Pussy that is right there, in front of you, ready to be fucked.

"Yo Johnny, did you fuck Sally? She put that pussy in the bowl!"

by Hallowedbthyhandle March 2, 2015

spent bowl

When your Weed Pipe is empty. It can also refer to something that is worthless or used up.

Damn man! Work was so hard you like “spent bowl”!

by DapperDeal March 9, 2022

Bowled Out

High As A Mothafucka

Guy 1 Bro You Joe Just Smoked 13 bowls he is bowled out
Guy 2 I Know Bro Were All High lol

by john1234norris24 July 24, 2011

trust bowl

A bowl of Halloween candy, left unguarded in front of a house, because the family is too lazy to give it out. Usually accompanied by a sign saying "please take only one," etc. Highly ineffective.

The Andersons had a trust bowl outside their house tonight. I took it all.

by JetTripleSeven October 30, 2011

Bats and bowls

If a person 'bats and bowls', they are bisexual.

Similar to the phrase 'bats for both teams', this expression derives from the sport of cricket in which there are, broadly speaking, two types of players: those who bat and those who bowl.

Person 1: "Victor asked Samantha out not realizing that she isn't into guys."

Person 2: "Nah, he had a shot because I think Samantha both bats and bowls."

by gooseyganda October 25, 2020

Pollock the bowl

A nasty case of explosive diarrhea that coats the inside of a toilet bowl like a Jackson Pollock painting.

1. Man, those spicy hot pork rinds made me Pollock the bowl. 2. I was ready to take a dump at the gas station, but I ended up tossing my cookies when I looked down and saw that some jackass had Pollocked the bowl.

by mitzo2010 March 14, 2010