Zooted

When you are so mo'fuckin high or drunk, all you say is "shut up bitch ass nigga, im zooted right now"

Damn Pietro, you look mo'fuckin zooted right now
Nigga, how many bongs did you it last nigh with the hoes, you look zooted

by Fortnite bonger May 1, 2024

hash zoot

A spliff/joint containing hash (hashish) and weed (bud). May also contain tobacco (baccy). Usually gets you fucked.

Fuck this alcohol! Lets go down the piff spot and light up a fat hash zoot!

by YummyGrandpaJohn September 19, 2023

Zooted

Zooted
R.I.P Mac miller

"High on ice/meth"
When a drug takes you to the bottom of the metaphorical pot

To the point where you reach the crossroads of life and death

Get zooted to often

It'll take your final breath

To all my dead brothers who lost there soul ,heart,life and teeth

I hope your in a better place when we finally meet

"I don't want nobody calling my momma saying they could have done more and her saying she'd do or give anything to have me back"
But y'all don't wanna face that fact ..

Everybody dies so don't let your life be in vain cause you kept slamming that shit in your veins

I love y'all stay safe .. Its a cold world when you live on the dark

So WALK IN THE LIGHT

I lost my heart lost my mind and lost my physique so zooted I been high as the mountain peaks

by IG:purpleurkleshady March 7, 2022

Zooting

The act of smoking marijuana whilst masturbating.

Zach! Zach! Are you Zooting or Edging?

by MrHe May 12, 2024

zooted on the booch

Chas’s version of “being high”

Me: “hey Chas how much did you smoke”
Chas: “idk man but I’m zooted on the booch

by Yaboimahammed77249/2 June 7, 2023

Zooted

A term used to define being quit high on Marijuana it can only be used when some one is high on that substance this excludes all other drugs that one might do

Yo mat got zooted last night and banged a blind chick

by Clitlivker6969 May 28, 2022

jared zoot

An absolute scary monster of a zoot that only the biggest of zoot smokers can smoke

That's a Jared zoot bro, lemme have some tokes I wanna get Bruce lee'd

by Yea mate August 30, 2017