Karl is your mother

A way to get out of awkward situations.

Joey: "Yesterday I went on a road trip!"
*awkward silence*
Matthew: "Karl is your mother!"

by MysteriousPotatoSociety November 08, 2019

your mothers a hatch

the best insult for people to call others mother

Your mothers a hatch, and your dads a noot

by Your_Mothers_A_Hatch June 25, 2018

How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

by SomRandumdude January 06, 2023

I am your mother

faggot

your father: "I am your mother"
you: "faggot"

by UwuUWUWUWUuwwuU January 09, 2021

Your Brother A Mother

The worst of the worst of insults. The only thing that stumps this is Your grandpap a trap. Its some heavy shit though.

Me: Your mom gay
Friend: No U
Me: Your brother a mother
Everyone implodes

by Double.xd March 22, 2018

Your brother a mother

A counter to the recently discovered "ur sister a mister". Grants immunity to any "no u"

(Mohammed is getting a bit cheecky)
"Your brother a mother"
(S.A.S arrive at your door and kill you because you are too much of a threat to mankind)

by Yoot March 18, 2018

Your Brother A Mother

The Worst of the Worst of the family phrases! Never to be used lightly!

Your Brother A Mother Gavin!

by Handle Jangle March 20, 2018