Losing Wood

loosing your sexual arousal (totally independent of gender), because f.e. the object of desire talk to much or is doing something, that is killing your vibe.

Stella: *starts kissing Ted*
Ted: *not kissing her* "George Lucas based the film's structure on Akira Kurosawa's The Hidden Fortress. He also owes a debt to Campbell's work with comparative mythology."
Stella: "Yeah, Ted, I'm losing wood over here. What's going on?"

by z4kk February 1, 2017

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wailing woods

a place where no one goes unless they are building a sky base

lets go wailing woods and hide from everybody.

by 420NoscopeBlazeboi May 13, 2018

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Wood North

The direction of the hottest girl in the room.

Hey Jim check out that girl she is Wood North!

by Drill Sergeant Raptor May 27, 2009

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Wood Splitter

Any action, phrase, idea or otherwise that turns a man off. As a result, causing him to no longer be hard.

Guy 1: "I hear that Lena only likes to be a submissive."

Guy 2: "Ah.. well, that's a wood splitter."

by The Archendarrrggghhhkener December 10, 2020

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hit the wood

Smoke a blunt.

I’m high asf I don’t even know why I hit the wood

by Hit the Woodman February 8, 2022

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infinite wood

A penile erecttion that will not deflate due to an unwanted reaction to taking viagra.

I had infinite wood on Thursday. I took some viagra so I could have sex with Desi Williams from Survivor. She is so hot i wanted to be able to have sex for more than 39 minutes, my usual standard. My erectile would not deflate or cum so I dragged my embarrased self to urgent care. Once there a nurse with huge tits hopped on my erect penis with her tight vagina and fucked me so hard with her tight pussy that I finally came. Thank you nurse Cheri!!!!!!!!!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone November 8, 2017

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