When men drink too much alcohol they:
Can't drive
Argue with everyone over nothing
Ramble on without making sense
Gain weight
Become overly emotional
Fail to think rationally
Have to sit down when urinating
Cant perform sexually
refuse to apologize when wrong
and for the serious drinkers...develop man boobs (gynecomastia)
just like a woman.
Can't drive
Argue with everyone over nothing
Ramble on without making sense
Gain weight
Become overly emotional
Fail to think rationally
Have to sit down when urinating
Cant perform sexually
refuse to apologize when wrong
and for the serious drinkers...develop man boobs (gynecomastia)
just like a woman.
by internal capsule November 7, 2009

Proof that woman are evil:
First, girls need time and money:
Girl = Time * Money
And we know that time is money:
Money = Money * Money
We also know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil ^ 1/2
Therefore:
Money ^ 2 = Evil
First, girls need time and money:
Girl = Time * Money
And we know that time is money:
Money = Money * Money
We also know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil ^ 1/2
Therefore:
Money ^ 2 = Evil
by JohnnyB7 May 17, 2007

A Man who is actually in love with a girl, but realizes that the love died out.
Usually it's the girls fault, in her not feeding the love and being selfish in thinking that it is all about her. Most overweight females think this way. This Man has a lot of love to give but soon gets betrayed by the woman, thus moving on to another.
Usually it's the girls fault, in her not feeding the love and being selfish in thinking that it is all about her. Most overweight females think this way. This Man has a lot of love to give but soon gets betrayed by the woman, thus moving on to another.
He is such a womanizer, he said he loved me, and didin't do anything for me. What did I do wrong? Hes such an asshole (while stuffing her face with KFC).
by william blakeville May 10, 2009

Look at that woman!
by Smalls232 October 1, 2015

A Noun.
A hot bitch that goes to my school.
The bitch who usually carries large breasts and a very large ass.
A hot bitch that goes to my school.
The bitch who usually carries large breasts and a very large ass.
by Pius June 3, 2004

"A woman has a right to protect herself – in any way she can"
"You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen"
"You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen"
by John E Elephant August 8, 2022

That pervert was beyond a womanizer, he allegedly exposed himself to a tomato plant, he even had a few beanstalks on the side he was cheating on the tomato plant with.
by The Original Agahnim August 16, 2021
