wind over poo

A horrendous smelling fart that often precedes a bowel movement. This fart gathers its potency by propelling air over excrement that is currently esconced in the colon and waiting to be pushed out.

"Oh! That fart smelled so bad it must be wind over poo!"
"Watch out! I got one in the chamber so these farts are gonna be straight wind over poo."

by Madamasselle March 1, 2003

Wind Boner

The act of erecting ones penis due to extreme wind activity.

i.e. Skydiving, motorcycle riding, and even a really windy day can all lead to the erection of a wind boner.

by Every_one March 31, 2008

wind waker

A pretty good game in the Zelda series, kept from being great by the fact that near the end you have to spend hours looking for thousands of rupees you need to buy stuff from that stupid Tingle.

The most common reason this game is hated, though, is that nintendo took a big risk with the graphics in this game, making them cell shaded.

Person 1-"Hey, I just got Wind Waker the other day."
Person 2-"OMG FAGGOT T3H GRAPHICS SUXXORS"

by Beefcube April 25, 2005

windburn

Winter's answer to sunburn. During the winter, low temperatures and high winds can cause skin to dry out excessively, losing the top layer of oil that normally protects it. The skin swells up slightly, turns red, and stings like sunburn.

Windburn can be treated fairly easily by applying vaseline or chap stick (to ease the burning sensation), using aloe moisturizers, and treating the skin with care for a few days. It can be prevented by covering and protecting exposed skin (especially ears, lips, and nose), switching to mild soaps and cleansers (preferably moisturizing soaps), and avoiding long stretches of exposure when the wind chill is particularly strong.

When I was out snowboarding all day, I got windburn all over my face.

by progamer124 September 1, 2005

Winded Walrus

wind-ed wal-rus
(noun, plural -ruses) (win-did wawl-ruh s)

1. someone who wears green and plays teams sports such as flag football, paintball, drinking, and sometimes even ice skating

"Bob: I Can't Stop thinking that Bitch is Crazy.

Bill: Why?

Bob: He's wearing a Pickle green shirt running around yelling "Go Go Go" and "Whoop Whoop."

Bill: What's wrong with that? You got Beef with him?

Bob: It's as if he thinks he's one of the real Winded Walruses.

Bill: Maybe he thinks he's a Seal.

Bob: Or Half n Half. I don't know, he's such a poser; it's Doo Doo Baby."

by rarrbear April 17, 2008

Windansea Surf Rats

Punk kids who live in La Jolla and pretend to be poor surf trash. Usually have shitty tattoos of crosses, cigarettes, or martinis on their arm. Enjoy petty vandalism, usually with surf wax. Too chicken shit to act like a true gang. Well to do parents keep them out of any significant trouble.

Look at that Windansea Surf Rats, he's 120 lbs of pure pussy repellant.

by jhgfdfjkljft987 August 9, 2009

Windchime Syndrome

A condition that results from extreme anorexia. A persons limbs resemble small parts of a wind chime. One cannot help but hear a "windchime" sound as they walk past.

"I can hear her bones from a mile away. She needs a burger. She's got Windchime Syndrome."

by Antimyopia March 5, 2006