Windows Error

The most common occurrence in the universe besides sex.

That's the 43rd time you told me, Windows. Shut the fuck up about windows errors.

by Arori4 August 6, 2010

through the window

Fuck no.

Russian "through the window" is v okno, when spoken sounds like fuck no.

Bob, do you want to go to the happy hour? Through the window.

by bob March 5, 2004

Windows 10

A new virus discovered by security researchers that infects your computer and spies on you. It has already taken over 300 million computers worldwide. There is currently no cure for it.

No anti-virus software has managed to get rid of Windows 10.

by Windows10Hater June 29, 2016

Bone Window

The margin of opportunity that exists for a man to be able to have sex with a woman within a given scenario.

Kyle: "Dude, Carly has been hittin’ on me all night. Someone said that her boyfriend will be showing up later, though."

Steve: "You better go hit that while the bone window is still open."

by Steevoh June 3, 2009

Single Window

The short amount of time that you have to RESPECTIVELY get a hot chick! The time frame between her ex boyfriend and before she gets another one.

Mike: I really want to take her out asap.

Micah: don't lose faith in her :) gotta give her a lil time since she just broke up with her bf. i swear...she likes talking to you!!

Mike: I know. I just don't want to miss that short Single Window that she'll probably have. She's too hot to stay single long.

by mpimp00gf November 12, 2009

palladian window

A three-part window where the center window is arched and wider than the two straight topped side windows
Named after Andrea Palladio

Person 1: "Wow, those windows are pretty cool"
Person 2: "Yeah, those seem to be palladian windows. European architecture is where it's at"

by EmzieWemzie December 14, 2020

Poo window

A poo window descibes the period of time during which it is easy and comfortable to go for a poo. Missing this window may result in over-straining and discomfort!

I missed the poo window this morning coz I didnt wanna use the toilets at work.

by fulleulla February 24, 2009