window of opportunity

A time where the chance for action (usually, but not always, sexual in nature) arises. When one sees such a chance, one must grab it (or, if you will, jump through the window of opportunity).

1. The Sexual Window of Opportunity. . .
Where one comes across a girl drinking a pint, and casually slips her a tab of rohypnol, thus creating a window of opportunity for easy sex later.

2. The non-Sexual Window of Opportunity. . .
Where one sees and old lady struggling with heavy shopping, the window of opportunity arises to help her. Remove a baguette, whack her over the head, and take her purse and sausages.

by Jeffrey Douglas February 1, 2007

window licker

a retarded person(s) in back of minibus

drool drool er er drool slober

by sean whelan May 23, 2002

window licker

When used to describe oneself, it is a comic expression used to indicate a unique and eccentric nature, i.e. one who does not follow the norm of life.
Certain people use this expression to be hurtful and condescending, while others enjoy being recognized as extraordinary.

Window Lickers Unite is a group of people gathered together as a family unit of unique individuals with common goals.
We are window lickers.

by alienation nation March 16, 2010

window shopper

To like someone, but not gonna ask them out. Kinda like crushing but you don't want the pressure from being in a relationship. (:

You : I like two girls, but I think I'm gona stay single.
Me : PFFT, you window shopper.
You : HEY! D:<

by trinhdang April 13, 2008

window cringe

That painfully awkward moment when you are checking your reflection out on a car window, spending ideally over a minute grooming your hair or pouting YET there is someone inside the car directly looking at you confused and worried...you dont realise he or she is in the car so you carrying on checking yourself out.
then you notice them looking at you and you quickly have to run away forgetting everything which happened.

Shiv was totally guilty of window cringe the other day, thats why we didnt invite him for drinks tonight...the vain bastard.

by shivdas99 April 23, 2011

Window-Licker

A pointless insult to throw at mates.
Noun

A Window-Licker is a reference to a retard whom only posseses the ability to twist his/her head and lick uncontrollably. Then crossed with the hilarious image of one licking a window.
Can be used in a one phrase sentence I.E 'Lickie-Window!'

Harry trys to ink bomb a person 2 rows infront in school. He proceeds to launch it, missing, hitting ginger haired, cadet crazed form teacher.
Aaron: (retard sounds) Lickie-Window Harry!

Tom: Lawrence is such a Window-Licker! Look at him play cricket!

by Harry Crompton February 17, 2009

Window Hopper

One who gos window hopping. Usually found in areas consisting of mostly dorm rooms.

Gen wanted to have a nice night with Mike, so Gen went window hopping into Mikes room. Therefor, Gen is a window hopper.

by Trent Pettyjohn May 10, 2007