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wind omnidirectionalism

(n) The principle that no matter in which direction you are traveling (particularly walking or biking) the wind will always be blowing in your face.
Getting around campus today was terrible because of the strong wind omnidirectionalism.
by tsamneb December 12, 2010
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devil's wind

Man, those egg rolls seem to have given me a case of the devil's wind.
by Double K September 7, 2006
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bone with the wind

phrase applied to anything that sucks, is fleeting, useless, or blows your mind. Made popular by the movie Totally Baked, wherein a man reminisces times when he was so high, he couldn't guess the only letter remaining in Wheel of Fortune. "Bone with the wind...?" he ponders repeatedly, "yeah, I been there."
She wouldn't screw him so he was bone with the wind.
Man, I'm so tired, I'm bone with the wind.
She's got a chew-toy now, she's bone with the wind.
There are no snow boots at this store, it's bone with the wind.
by vaginal pill November 2, 2011
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Golden wind

Golden wind is a term for when your, or anyone else’s piss evaporates.
“-I Giorno Giovanna will destroy you with my Golden Wind!“
“-Oh no! The smell is terrible!”
by Pingyliskus July 29, 2020
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Wind Fuck

When your all sweaty from doing hard work and suddenly you feel a nice gust of wind. You lean over as if to be done from behind, lift your shirt to expose your back and orgasm because it feels sooo good!

(Also known as a Breeze Fuck)
He's just havig a casual Wind Fuck man. He'll be there till he's all dried up.
by Disco Aaron February 23, 2011
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Anal Winds

A series of farts so powerful that they have the ability to create their own air current.
Those fiber granola bars are gonna cause some serious anal winds up in dis bitch.

"People say the tornado in Oklahoma was caused by Rosie O'Donnell's anal winds!"
by Blender Fuck December 27, 2008
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Wind Turbine

When your girlfriend is on top of you during intercourse and she does a full 360
Stacy and I got freaky doing the Wind Turbine
by Thoarf the dwarf July 23, 2016
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