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Whopped

When you are a girl and you are insecure about yourself that you make your boyfriend delete and betray all of his friends who are girls. Usually it's a girlfriend who wants to be in charge of his life. She usually is a psycho girl!
When a girlfriend is crazy and tells her man he may no longer talk to any of his friends who are girls.
Girlfriend usually is psycho and checks his phone constantly.
Molly : Wow, Rob and I were really close until Jamie came around.
Chris : Jamie whopped his ass.
Molly : It's a shame we were only really good friends.
by friendgonegone May 18, 2013
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WHoppa

Ryleigh Titus(black): Yo i sucked a mssive cock
White guy: U a whoppa buddy
by burger123 December 21, 2018
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Kentucky Whopper

During sex, the giver defecates in his hand. Then, patties up the poo and asks the unsuspecting victim if they are hungry. Then, before the receiver can answer, the "pooper" shoves the doo doo pancake in their mouth.
"Hey Billy, See that brown spot on her face?"
"Yeah, Why?"
"Because I slipped her the Kentucky Whopper!"
by Scrub McGrub January 5, 2011
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Angry Whopper

The act of slapping a vagina with a fly swatter at maximum strength. Next, the swollen labia are immediately garnished with jalapeños and any desired medley of burger fixin's, condiments and accouterments, then eaten (so to speak).(WARNING:This is a very dangerous maneuver and should only be performed between consenting parties, unless she deserves it.)
I haven't had sex or food in days. I think I'll hop over to Burger Jack and order myself an angry whopper.

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My girlfriend made me watch a J-Lo movie marathon. By the end, I was so pissed and hungry that I felt entitled to an angry whopper.
by Louija January 21, 2009
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The Whopper

The Whopper is an intricate act best used for a girl who is beat as hell. There are several steps to successfully pull of the Whopper. OK, I lied its pretty simple in theory. Have a friend lift you up and push your entire body into said beat girls nasty cooter, then pull you out again. Repeat this motion as many times as necessary, essentially fucking her with your entire body.
Dude, that girl was so beat I had to have my friend come and help me give her the Whopper. That is something I would never do again, that chick's pussy smelled like the great depression.
by FranktheTankk November 7, 2007
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Whopper friend

A friend that you've only added to facebook so that you can use the Whopper Sacrifice app to later remove them for a free Whopper
I added Joe as a Whopper friend on facebook
by GreatWebGuy January 14, 2009
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whopperhead

someone that is acting silly or dorky
When you do that dance, you look like such a whopperhead
by j1969 September 21, 2009
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