Lamp Whisperer

(n.) One who whispers to and tames wild lamps because they are so vicious.

Not to be mistaken with dog whisperer or ghost whisperer
That girl just whispered to that wild lamp. She must be a lamp whisperer.
by Lola Shackleboom January 01, 2011
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Elephant Whisperer

A person of either sexuality but probably male with a special gift for attracting fat people of either sexuality but probably girls. Can be interested in fat people himself, but probably isn't. The gifted one usually has a regular build.
Kari is a full on elephant whisperer, he couldn't shake off fat girls with the promise of leftovers in the next room.
by bigonsmallthings November 30, 2009
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Whispering Eye

Tell Her You Want to See Her Whispering Eye. . .
by B_EMFINGER November 09, 2008
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whispering yeti

A whispering yeti is a secret mountainous hoekillah extraordinaire. If you have that one friend who always talkin to girls but you never actually hear what he sayin to them, but nonetheless, he got a number and no strings attached date already lined up by the end of the conversation. Usually they are tall, typically black, may throw around some type of accent.
Homie #1:Where's ol' boy goin with that girl? Did he just get a number? How he do all that?

Homie #2: Him? He's a whispering yeti, you ain't know that. Don't ask questions, you won't be able to hear the answers.
by Whiskey Yankee July 22, 2010
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The cooch whisperer

A person that walks dogs and whispers to the vagina of the owner simultaneously.
Legend states that there is a guy named Gabe AKA The Cooch Whisperer. The Cooch Whisperer speaks to the pups and the la pus-pus at the same time.

“The whisperer liberated my vagina without me even knowing it. It was amazing”
by Barguy1 April 08, 2019
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whispering eye

As mentioned in the film "role models", the whispering eye is a early English synonym for vagina. This term is often found throughout various forms of poetry and other works of literature.
Your golden blonde hair is like a thousand moons, which i miss greatly- much like your whispering eye.
by LoveGun November 24, 2008
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dick whisper

When a girl speaks softly to a penis before a blow job. On a side note this word works well when playing Madlibs.
Said dick whisperingly to a penis "Ooh yeah you're so big I can't wait to get to know you better"
by madliber September 18, 2010
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