whatever

Something you will say when you are losing an argument (just observe any common argument and see.)

"Whatever, you are wrong, I am right, whatever."

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003

whatever floats your boat

WATER!!!
thats what floats my boat at least.

also used as an expression which means "you can do whatever your preference is."
i dont see how that has anything to do with water, though...

Jeremy:Hey Chad want to go to Mcdonalds or Taco Bell across the street?
Chad:Whatever floats your boat.
Jeremy:uh, water?...
Chad:no, asshat.its an expression.

by ThaPigg October 23, 2008

Whatever

Means i hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, raped by a shark, then eatten by it.

Whatever

by Savior730r October 27, 2011

Whatever fucks your wife

A variant of "whatever floats your boat" or "to each his own," said upon learning another individual's tastes or preferences, implying mild surprise nested within an unwavering ambivalence.

Marissa: "I really love Buffy: the Vampire Slayer"
Eric: "Whatever fucks your wife...."

Mike: "She said that she'd date that creep if he wasn't her roommate."
Tony: "Eh, whatever fucks your wife, man."

by Orionthesnake March 18, 2010

whatever sucks your straw

synonymous with "whatever floats your boat" and the new and absolutely phenomenal "whatever lifts your luggage".

well, i don't particularly care for butt humping my pets... but whatever sucks your straw, pete.

by dordan jewert May 16, 2010

whatever, or whatever

A term typically used in California to infer indifference even to the notion of being indifferent.

They're all out of rum so I told them to just give me whatever, or whatever.

by IfixThIrSty October 28, 2015

Whatever fan

A fan who supports a team "whatever" happens and when questioned about how bad his/her team plays, the fan says "whatever". Everyone loves the team when they win, but this fan loves them even when they are really bad, so bad that the stadium is empty and the team's own city trashes the them on tv, internet and radio. This fan stays true to the belief that the team will be great again soon.

Why does Johnny sit out there at the stadium in the rain for a team that is 1-10.man, Johnny is a whatever fan, you'll never convince him that team isn't hopeless. no matter fan, true fan, dedicated, passionate, super fan, loyal, NBA, NFL, NHL, World Cup, football, basketball, hockey, soccer

by joecoolthefool March 17, 2016