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Beanie Weenie 

A sexual position that consists of a male sticking his erect penis between his legs, then he and his partner get on all fours and have sex in the double doggy style position, butt to butt. Easily the hottest and most pleasuranle sexual position God ever created.
After a night of Snappa and heavy drinking, we heard zoo noises coming from the bedroom upstairs. Upon opening the door, I find Deano and his girl naked on all fours raming their asses into each other. After some deep investigation, we realized they were just beating cakes beanie weenie style.
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Jean Weenie Jerker 

A highly accomplished woman who specializes in hand jobs while multitasking, i.e., cooking dinner, text messaging, housework, painting, sketching.
Wow, that bitch can multitask like nobody's business. She is a regular "Jean Weenie Jerker."

Symph Weenie 

a person who thinks that progressive rock music begins and ends with Genesis and Yes. They do not acknowledge other styles of progressive rock music such as Zeuhl, Canterbury, Jazz Rock or Avant Rock. They think that Genesis and Yes are superior to all other music in the history of sound.
Joe Blow doesn't like the Mahavishnu Orchestra; he's a died in the wool Symph Weenie.
Symph Weenie by PROGMAN1 January 27, 2019

Beanie Weenie 

I couldn’t find my dildo last night, so I just used the beanie weenie
Beanie Weenie by BunnyBoiBitch September 15, 2019

brown weenie

When the Big Brown Phallic member of Big UPS descends from the Corporate Heaven takes time out of its day to specifically fuck you in the ass.

Similar to the Marine Corps green weenie.
I’m getting shafted by the big brown weenie
brown weenie by mewkachoo November 25, 2020

The Weenie 

The intoxicated alter ego of resident fat nosed twitch streamer “BruceDropEmOff” The Weenie enters its fully realized and most obnoxious and energetic state whenever he decides to play Call Of Duty and queue up with random people. Bruce has amassed several other alter ego’s such as “raycondones” “Bruce Tiller” the ever so popular “BruceDropEmOff” and the ever so elusive “Bruce Ray Jones”
Oh no this nigga bruce got a bottle in his hand. “The weenie finna come out and reek fucking havoc”
The Weenie by ZaiOffbeat February 10, 2022

Stink weenie 

The act of a male having butt sex with a dirty girl that has a smelly asshole.
Tina gave Charles the stink weenie because she was a dirty sloot.
Stink weenie by Slootmagoo January 15, 2014