Whack-Off Wednesday

Whack-Off Wednesday is a day that most young guys observe by jacking off on Wednesdays.

Whack-Off Wednesday is a day I never miss!

by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

ash wednesday

is the day Lent begins. It occurs forty days before Good Friday.

I stopped eating pancakes on Ash Wednesday

by Department of the glaringly obvious March 10, 2004

ash wednesday

Fourty days before Easter and the beginning of Lent when all the Catholics walk around with smudges on their foreheads and begin a fast from some vice or food or luxury and go around complaining to their friends about how great a sacrifice they are making when they are asked about the black smudge on their forehead.

It is supposed to be for the purpose of remembering Christ's sacrifice on the cross. So that everytime you crave the thing you are giving up you will remember the crucifixion and be thankfull or do something good for people.

Dude1:Dude, you have something on your forehead.

Catholic Dude:It's ashes, Man, it's ash wednesday. Dude, i gave up sex for lent.

Dude1: Man, you haven't gotten laid in months anyway, Dude.

by cass March 9, 2004

Crash Wednesday

The day after Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras is celebrated as the last day before Ash Wednesday, or the start of Lent for the Christian religion. For people between the ages of 16 and 25, its where you get shithoused in the middle of the week.
Crash wednesday is the day dedicated to your hangover.

Christians celebrate Ash Wednesday.
The rest celebrate Crash Wednesday.

by Cale Williams February 25, 2009

Wednesday

ONLY THE BEST GOSH DARN DAY EVER MY DUDES (excuse my language)

Will: Do you know what day it is?
Jimmy: It is Wednesday my dudes

by OliverTheNerd June 11, 2018

Peacoat Wednesday

A day (most always wednesday) where everyone at your school, work, etc., wear a peacoat.

Will: Hey is tomorrow Peacoat Wednesday?
Anthony: Is tomorrow Wednesday?
Will: Why yes it is!
Anthony: Then of course it is! Every Wednesday is Peacoat Wednesday!

by mylifeisnothoe December 7, 2010

Weird Wank Wednesday

Weird Wank Wednesday is a challenge that only legends can handle.

On the first Wednesday of every month, you have to find the weirdest porno, something normal people would usually avoid, and masturbate to it.

Both men and women can participate in this challenge.

Dude 1: “Hey, what did you watch for Weird Wank Wednesday ?”

Dude 2: “I watched some furry GILF porn...”

Dude 1: “Damn.”

by Yeehawrper November 3, 2018