The game played by fellow Walmart shoppers. Its like traditional Bingo but instead of letters or numbers you use the bizzare oddities of nature and trailer parks that can only be discovered within the confines of your local Walmart.
You're walking through Walmart aisles and suddenly you spot a rare treasure. A father and son with matching mullets and nascar shirts. You yell "Walmart Bingo!"
by Muerte de Mujer February 5, 2010
Get the Walmart Bingomug. The lowest of the lows. Generally poor, straight-out-of-high-school, teens that management likes to fuck in the ass, figuratively. Bottom of the list.
Homie #1: Bro, we should totally hang out this weekend
Homie #2: I wish I could but, I'm a Walmart associate.
Homie #2: I wish I could but, I'm a Walmart associate.
by Walmart Backroom Associate September 27, 2017
Get the Walmart Associatemug. Someone who would be of average attractiveness in a normal setting, but is a 10/10 when they are at Walmart
by Jsurps April 26, 2015
Get the Walmart dimemug. Is when you snatch up your child in a public place.After witch phrases such as "you get ten more when you get home!" may be used. This form of punishment is usually delivered when a child is screaming,crying or does not get their way.
Last week at the grocery store some kid was screaming and like a flash of white trash lightning the mom snatched up the kid and delivered swift justice with a Walmart Whoopin'. She then said why are you crying?" I'll give you something to cry about!" then delivered another Walmart Whoopin'.
by Panther21 September 21, 2014
Get the Walmart Whoopin'mug. by DeathArsenal November 9, 2018
Get the Walmart Breakdownmug. Diarrhea.
*derived from "I am going to Walmart" as code for "I shall now use the bathroom to poo" or "I am going to the bathroom to fart away from human presence as a courtesy to the world."
*derived from "I am going to Walmart" as code for "I shall now use the bathroom to poo" or "I am going to the bathroom to fart away from human presence as a courtesy to the world."
Everything's on sale at Walmart, cuz the poop wouldn't stop flying outta my butt!
Damn, I popped a squat, but it was all liquid. Walmart must be having a sale.
Person 1: You were in there a while, everything okay?
Person 2: There was a sale at Walmart.
Damn, I popped a squat, but it was all liquid. Walmart must be having a sale.
Person 1: You were in there a while, everything okay?
Person 2: There was a sale at Walmart.
by Boom Level Prime October 10, 2022
Get the On sale at Walmartmug. When a relationship ends in the same way that WalMart fires employees... You don't officially get fired, your shifts just get reduced to nothing.
I think Bertha and I may have had a WalMart Breakup. We kind of just... stopped having sex. I'm not even sure I'm not still in a relationship after all this time.
by rocky-roadhouse-icecream July 17, 2016
Get the Walmart Breakupmug.