Whack-A-Mole

When you beat the meat before it goes in and out of the holes

We played whack-a-mole last night and we both won

by Mist Erjay December 23, 2022

Whack Wipe

Any item or material used to wipe up semen after whacking off. Urban lore typically holds the sock as the most common whack wipe.

I used my grandma’s kitchen apron as a whack wipe.

I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.

It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.

by Dick Onchin March 24, 2023

whack job quack

a bigoted psychiatrical supremacist (terrorists such as alkita quacks psychiatrists ext..)

why don't the alkita quacks go taliwhack the the taliban frigen whack job quacks.

dont let the whack job quacks bullshit you with some twisted common misconception!

by KAboJa October 18, 2008

whack jazz

Whack jazz is music that does not follow conventional song construction, tonality, and/or motifs. It's usually considered "jazz" due to the highly improvisational nature typically associated with this type of music and at being at least partially rooted in more traditional jazz forms, but not necessarily so.

More formal definitions of the form might include "avant garde," "free jazz," "experimental," "modern creative" or "noise music." A less formal term is "room-clearing music."

Noted practitioners of whack jazz include John Zorn, Peter Brötzmann, Merbow, Ornette Coleman, Albert Ayler, Fred Frith, Rahsaan Roland Kirk, Marc Ribot, Cecil Taylor and David Torn, just to name a few.

At its finest, whack jazz is art music with a punk disposition.

"Mark must be trying to tell us he's ready to end the party, he just replaced the Gap Band on the stereo with some of that fucked up whack jazz shit."

by Pic0 May 31, 2009

Whack the haggis

Glaswegian term for the vigorous two handed option of masturbation while watching reflection in mirror.

Eg '' Hamish decided to 'whack the haggis' when his mother walked in with the coco pops...''

by Samanda#1 November 29, 2009

whack ass nigga

1. rashad

2. melon head

3. anyone who acts like rashad or melon head

yo look at day whack ass nigga crankin tha soulja boy... oh shit it's rashad!

by Prancis Banancis May 15, 2008

whack boy

A name awarded to somebody who frequently masturbates. In order to earn this nickname, an individual must masturbate 3 - 5 times daily.

Steve: I just jerked off for the 4th time today. I thought I wasn't gonna finish!

Cliff: You're such a whack boy!

by iluv2jack November 22, 2010